Intestine

1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.

2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.

1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.

2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.

by hahauwish March 2, 2010

Intestine Job

When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels

hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job

by efvbsfdrvsfdebgerdscadsbfvdasv December 1, 2010

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

Intestine Barbeque

When a band of lunatics decide to have a barbeque. One of them gets a knife and cuts their belly open and their intestines spring out. Then the intestines are fried on the barbeque and served with bat poo.

Mmmmm... That was tasty! That was the best Intestine Barbeque ever!

by Lt.AC April 21, 2009

intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.

A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.

by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015

intestine raider

being small and raiding someone's intestines

intestine raider intestine raider

by politics are shit, fight me July 26, 2020

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 28, 2021