interragate
In Sid Fleischman's book, "McBroom Tells a Lie", da wily Heck Jones was surreptitiously snitching tiny amounts of super-earth from da unsuspecting Farmer Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" by using a hollow-tipped cane, wet shoes, and feeding hens, but said honest Irish crop-grower only realized about said sneaky pilfering after da fact, and so he was unable to effectively interragate his scrawny neighbor about it.
interragate by QuacksO April 14, 2024
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