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internetard 

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.
phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.
internetard by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

internetuendo 

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.
Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
internetuendo by WJMoore March 2, 2010

internetian

A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
internetian by Archonon March 14, 2010

Internetian

A person who spends a lot of their time on the internet.
Guy 1: Dude, you spend too much of your time on the internet-
Guy 2: I think the word for that you are looking for is "internetian".

Guy 1: Oh, ok. As I was saying... you're such an internetian, you need to come outside and play more often.
Internetian by Zik150+Subs June 17, 2020

Internetarded 

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.
Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.
Internetarded by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016

Internetian

Of relating to the internet.
YouTube is a staple of Internetian history.
Internetian by Spvtnyk March 18, 2026