internaids 

when your internet is fucking up, you have internaids

basically when your internet has aids

mate, facebook is saying you're offline, yeah i have internaids

internaids by tris123 December 17, 2009

Internauts 

The final frontier is a horrifying place. It is a place where the human psyche is laid bare. It is a place where humans exercise all the monstrous little pieces of their wretched, twisted souls that they dare not reveal in public. It is an evil place where the blackened hearts of men beat with an unholy fervor, pumping the viscous black ichor of madness and depravity through the snaking veins of the global network. A place where there are usually no consequences for revealing one's true self, and where one may at last see their fellow homo sapiens for what they truly are -- base, feral animals.

We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.

guy #1 look at this nasty website
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!

Internauts by Hitmantis October 5, 2009

Internaive 

The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive

"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."

Internaive by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017

Internads 

Internet gonads. The increased level of bravado shown amongst members of a chat room or internet forum. This allows the members to say things to one another that they would never say face to face, for fear of getting their asses whipped.

Man I ran into Yourcarsux69 the other day and I was just about to run up and kick his ass. But then I was surprised to find out he is actually not such a prick like he is on-line. I guess he just grows a pair of internads when he logs onto the nets.

Internads by Alan Clark January 2, 2008

INTERNAZISM 

In-ter-Na-zism n., adj

Derogatory description One World view reminiscent of National Socialist ideology but with world agenda, rather than Nationalist . Marked by Corporatism rather than State to meet world's needs & breaking autonomous cultures particularly small agrarian/livestock based ones. Just as National Socialism , it has 'Green' credentials & funds biased Science . Its view of rewilding areas crops cannot be grown with forest to provide carbon sink, but ignoring the CO2 sequestrating effect of pasture & corporate destruction of the environment for monocrops & CO2 fossil fuel use. Blaming cow flatulence & using animal rights moral panics for alternatives to meat. Promotion Public Health and moral 'wellbeing' through dictatorial punitive measures marked similarity with National Socialist 'Strength Through Joy' promotion & contempt for obese. No overt racist component but opposition to animal dependent cultures using moral absolutist 'enlightenment' makes it profoundly culturally prejudiced. It also presents threat individual freedoms where individual should be obedient new order padardigm. Egs of manifestations can be seen Davos, World Economic Forum, & Eat Lancet world planning roghshod elected democratic national autonomy & backed by corporates & wealthy elite. They do not use the term to describe themselves; stress providing social justice that has echoes of Communist agrarian revolutions, and The Great Transformation' is eg controlled strategy for whole planet.

Eat Lancet is a typical example of a kind of 'Internazism' agenda using animal rights panics and a 'Green' moral absolutism to eradicate animal farming freeing land to provide a plant based diet for global public health, to sustain Global Food Corporate profits, divert blame from their monocrop eco damage and fossil fuel use, and improve moral wellbeing of new homogenous consumer/drone citizens

INTERNAZISM by Wales1 February 7, 2019

Internalised misogyny 

Bringing other women/girls down.

'I'm not like other girls, I don't go shopping. I just watch Netflix with my dog.'

The person who claims to watch Netflix with her dog is bringing the 'other girls' down, by shaming them for going shopping. This is called internalised misogyny

'All of the other girls have make-up and look so fake. I don't do that, I'm different.'
'That's internalised misogyny my dude.'

Internalised misogyny by IkDeJas May 23, 2019

Internalised Gecphobia 

When someone is a reluctant fan of experimental music duo 100 Gecs, acknowledging that they don’t think that their music is good.

“Yeah I know their music fucking sucks you get used to it.”
“Sorry bro, you’re suffering from internalised gecphobia.”

Internalised Gecphobia by regiefilsaime August 21, 2020