Not having full access to all of the internet.

The term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like China and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.

Since I'm hooked up to the Internot, I couldn't write on Lo Fat's facebook wall today.

Internot by Don't Be That Guy October 22, 2009

Related Words

interknow • interknot • Inner Knowledge • Internot • internoob • Interknitting • Internode • internoodle • infernowerno • Intergnomation

Internode

An Australian ISP known for it's high quality, ADSL2+, and being on the cutting edge.

Wow, this free citylan wireless hotspot by Internode really rocks!

Internode by dquixter September 22, 2006

Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

Internews by HvyHitter May 12, 2008

interknifed

Being insulted, put down, or verbally rejected by someone who, up to that point, you would have considered an online friend. The attack is sudden, sharp, and unexpected--like someone sliding a stiletto in between the fourth and fifth rib, they had to get up close and personal to do it. Interknifing is extremely painful because it usually involves someone you thought trustworthy.

"Dude, why are you so down today?"

"I just got interknifed by Jane ."

"Seriously? On a quilting forum?"

"She said I have terrible taste and quilt like a drugged monkey."

"That's harsh!"

interknifed by orinoco womble May 22, 2016

internomz

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.

"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."

internomz by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012

Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

Internot by Bryan O July 16, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026