interknow

To be acquainted with someone over the Internet, but not IRL.

I interknow people on four continents, but I can't make friends at school.

I'm going to go meet this guy I've interknown for two years today!

by chibitrillian September 1, 2008

Internot

Not having full access to all of the internet.

The term used to describe having only partial access to the internet in places like China and elsewhere due to blocking of sites deemed to be subversive.

Since I'm hooked up to the Internot, I couldn't write on Lo Fat's facebook wall today.

by Don't Be That Guy October 22, 2009

Internode

An Australian ISP known for it's high quality, ADSL2+, and being on the cutting edge.

Wow, this free citylan wireless hotspot by Internode really rocks!

by dquixter September 22, 2006

Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

by HvyHitter May 12, 2008

interknifed

Being insulted, put down, or verbally rejected by someone who, up to that point, you would have considered an online friend. The attack is sudden, sharp, and unexpected--like someone sliding a stiletto in between the fourth and fifth rib, they had to get up close and personal to do it. Interknifing is extremely painful because it usually involves someone you thought trustworthy.

"Dude, why are you so down today?"

"I just got interknifed by Jane ."

"Seriously? On a quilting forum?"

"She said I have terrible taste and quilt like a drugged monkey."

"That's harsh!"

by orinoco womble May 22, 2016

internomz

A portmanteau of interwebz and nom. Used for food that can be ordered online.

"I'm having a good time on my computer, but I'm getting hungry."
"You'd better get you some internomz, boy."

by Bubba Q. Pitt October 19, 2012

Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by Bryan O July 16, 2008