Instapreg

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when a girl becomes pregnant because you thought your foreskin can be used as a condom

2 weeks later you get the call- your retarded
you ask your friend and he says you've just instapreged someone

Instapreg by Jeremy Storm March 11, 2009

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instapreg

to impregnate someone the second your cock enters their cunt

Dude, Chuck Norris just instapregged that chick!!!

instapreg by jer storms March 10, 2009

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instapreg • Insta-pregnant • instapreneur • Instapressed • Instapretty • instareg • Insta-Regret • instagret • Instacreep • INSTARAGE

Instagret

The regretful feeling of putting too many photos/an embarrassing photo on Instagram the morning after a big night.

"I instagret that photo I put up of me naked rolling around in my grandfathers ashes."

"Her box gap is smaller than it used to be, she'll be instagretting that photo this morning!"

Instagret by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

Instarags by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

Instacream

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

Instacream by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007

Instapretty

A person who is attractive in their social media pics but in the flesh doesn't live up to the hype.

- Did you see Fred's new girls profile pic? She is piff

- Nah mate, saw her in town the other day and she ain't anything special. She instapretty

Instapretty by IceyT August 19, 2016

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026