insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

insta-bail by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

Instabaiting 

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.

Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.

Instabaiting by Instabaitor October 29, 2017

Instaballs 

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.

Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!

Instaballs by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Electronic Instability 

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.

He suffers from electronic instability.

Electronic Instability by Ni2k May 23, 2011

instafail 

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

instafail by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instafail 

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.

Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me

instafail by rabid9797 January 11, 2009

weaponized emotional instability 

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.

Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

weaponized emotional instability by Joe Lavode May 17, 2018