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Unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding "insta-builts"...whatever those are..

Ahhhhh I'm not walking on those... they're instabilts!

I saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.

instabilts by Lydiaaa June 13, 2008

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InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.

Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.

InstaBitch by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016

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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016

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Instabitch

Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.

Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.

Instabitch by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019

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Instaballs

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.

Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!

Instaballs by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

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Electronic Instability

When you don't know if your computer, cellphone or any other electronic device, will work next time you use it.

He suffers from electronic instability.

Electronic Instability by Ni2k May 23, 2011

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Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.

Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.

Instabitch by The professa October 28, 2014

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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