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insertive 

having a strong desire to put your dick inside everything and everyone
Plankton: No, no... be insertive!
insertive by frorf May 29, 2022

non-insertive sex 

For reason when penis penetration is not done vaginally, orally or anally, but achievement of orgasm is attained by rhythmic rubbing or stroking of penis or vagina through clothing/erotic clothing or other body part of desire.
"non-insertive sex"
Orgasm by repetitive stimulation was achieved through and non- insertive actions.
non-insertive sex by Wise Willie January 7, 2016

Dominant and infertile 

Person 1: bestie you look submissive and breedable

Person 2: actually I’m dominant and infertile

tactical insertion 

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
tactical insertion by ablahblah January 11, 2010

injective 

An injection is a map f: A -> B such that
f(a)=f(b) => a=b for all a,b in A
The map f: R -> R given by f(x)=ax+b is injective.

Proof:

f(c)=f(d) <=> ac+b = ad+b <=> c=d

Q. E. D.
injective by qsqazxcvfrew March 29, 2018

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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