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Insertive 

When a person constantly inserts themselves into situations that don't include them
Boy: wyd?

Girl: headed home to catch up on some shows on Hulu. You?

Boy: I'll be joining you

Girl: you're very insertive
Insertive by TayDub August 10, 2016
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insertive 

having a strong desire to put your dick inside everything and everyone
Plankton: No, no... be insertive!
insertive by frorf May 29, 2022

non-insertive sex 

For reason when penis penetration is not done vaginally, orally or anally, but achievement of orgasm is attained by rhythmic rubbing or stroking of penis or vagina through clothing/erotic clothing or other body part of desire.
"non-insertive sex"
Orgasm by repetitive stimulation was achieved through and non- insertive actions.
non-insertive sex by Wise Willie January 7, 2016

Dominant and infertile 

Opposite of submissive and breedable
Person 1: bestie you look submissive and breedable

Person 2: actually I’m dominant and infertile

tactical insertion 

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse
John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck
tactical insertion by ablahblah January 11, 2010

injective 

An injection is a map f: A -> B such that
f(a)=f(b) => a=b for all a,b in A
The map f: R -> R given by f(x)=ax+b is injective.

Proof:

f(c)=f(d) <=> ac+b = ad+b <=> c=d

Q. E. D.
injective by qsqazxcvfrew March 29, 2018

inserting the seal team 

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
inserting the seal team by dj311 January 30, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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