inplagued

Having or being infected with a plague , disease, or virus.

Europe was inplagued with the Black death which caused many casualties.

by Grammeroni June 13, 2020

iPlague

The slowly spreading disease in which companies and products are infected.

Symptoms: Taking the name of the company/product and putting a lower case " i " in front of it; different font for the " i."

Origin: The very first iPod

iGoogle, iHome, iPlague, etc

by Nicolas-Sarkozy July 6, 2010

inplaguenated

When someone infects you with the plague or any other plague type illness.

He inplaguenated with his man-cold!

by Anakela-red June 28, 2024

inteagued

A combination of the word "in", and "teagued", and not to be confused with "intrigued". Inteagued signifies an arousal of interests to incredible heights. If a person is inteagued, this usually signifies that for the next 20 minutes or so, said person will be fixated on the subject at hand. This being the Internet, that is exactly 19 minutes longer than a person who is intrigued on a subject would give two shits.

Example 1:
Joe: Did you know that all robots go to Robot Hell after they are destroyed?
Robert: Really? I'm inteagued.
19 minutes later...
Joe: Still trying to sacrifice your first born child to Robo-Satan in an attempt to appease the demons of Robot Hell?
Robert: Nah, let's go down to the malt shop.

Example 2:
Anthony: is that a Martha Stewart bed cover? if so i need to get my hands on it
Unicorn: A what?
Anthony: a Martha Stewart bed sheet. duh you dont know who she is do you?
Unicorn: I do now. Sure call it a Martha Stewart bed sheet if you want..
Anthony: O.M.G where did you get it then?
Anthony: im inteagued. lol.

by Unicorney August 25, 2011