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A small, circular loudspeaker that can charge any electronics with a usb cable. It also has Bluetooth, and the quality of the music is excellent. I really recommend it, it has a good price, too.
Guy 1: "Man, the iHome is great!"
Guy 2: "*Corny joke, corny joke*"
Guy 3: *Machine guns them down*
ihome by HeavyMetalRocks January 6, 2015
Words you can keep
A fun way of announcing your arrival at your house
"Honey, Ihome!"
ihome by JB Weld February 17, 2017
Related Words
ihome iHomer iHole iHotel ihoe iHOEISM IHOMO ihopebotwins iMoment inome
A presumptuous Apple product user who looks down on people who do not use Apple products or worships Apple products at the exclusion of common sense.
"Steve Jobs is an iHole."
iHole by C. A. Swain August 1, 2008

Isometric Exercise 

The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
A Steve Jobs worshipping i-junkie who will buy or dream of buying anything and everything made by Apple - and starts with lowercase i - no matter how ridiculous of a crapgadget it is.

Also applies to people who buy i-accessories.
iMice: I want an iHome for my iPhone.
Johansen: Its made by 10-yr old starving kids in sweatshops who are beaten regularly. You're an ihoe.
iMice: Awesome! I love Steve Jobs.
ihoe by pseudoHater November 28, 2010
Someone who deliberately ignores you by keeping his or her iPod earbuds in when talking to them.
Bitch, quit being an iHole and listen to me! I know you can hear me!
iHole by Anda and Jamie January 25, 2007
A militant Apple fan who can't see beyond their often self-fulfilling products - usually a recent convert.
"This iPhone 5 is the most amazing thing that ever was, look it even makes calls!"
"God, you're such an iHole.."
iHole by footfarmer September 12, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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