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inhairitance 

Scalp-fur-related wealth and/or property that's passed down to you from your elders.
All I got in my parents' will was the family barber shop --- what a crappy-a** inhairitance! I greatly value my personal space and wish to extend da same consideration to others, so I totally detest both having my own mop trimmed AND trying to perform such tedious and claustrophobic tasks on anyone else.
inhairitance by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Inheritance thief 

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.
If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.
Inheritance thief by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Interbase Inheritance 

An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

Public Class NewBase

Private _strName as String

Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property

End Class

Public Interface INewInterface

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

End Interface

Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface

Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub

Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property

End Class
"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"

Inheritance Shot 

When you fuck a chicks Mom, pull out and cum on the Daughters face. Like a Money Shot but the Mom did all the work and left it all to her Daughter.
I fucked this older chick last night and pulled out and gave the Inheritance Shot to her hot Daughter
Inheritance Shot by F00LISH71 December 23, 2011

inheritance 

Money and personal property that a hard-working person accumulates during his lifetime that pissant children thinks is their due upon his death.

Below are categories of heir behavior in regard to future inheritances:

1. Grave Watchers: Children who know they will inherit and are just waiting around for the person to die to claim the inheritance.

2. Ingratiating little bastards: Children who kiss the person's ass repeatedly in the hope he will leave his worldly belongings to them.

3. Presumptive brats: Children who assume they will inherit and who foolishly spend money they don't have today, only to find out later they didn't inherit and are now up to their eyeballs in debt.
Inheritances are a gift, not a birthright.
inheritance by Loxi July 20, 2009

Physically Inhabitance 

A famous quote by Jordan Biden.
I physically Inhabitance don't give a f***

Mixed Inheritance Race 

White with all the privilege of Black
There is a new human value based colour classification crisis. Many declaring they are not 'white privileged'. Should they identify as Grey and of Mixed Inheritance Race?
Mixed Inheritance Race by TBCoU October 10, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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