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yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

Facebook Inflation 

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.
Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

D'inflation 

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike
"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."
D'inflation by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009

Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.
friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"

tune infection 

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.
" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"
tune infection by sandspit April 11, 2010

Image Inflation 

The de-valuing of images of beauty and nudity due to the unlimited images of all that on the Internet.
The subscription lists of Playboy and Penthouse magazines greatly declined due to the image inflation from the Internet.
Image Inflation by Techrex January 18, 2010