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Infini-Dick 

An infinite dick. It is in the shape of the infinity symbol. It has no head, begininning or end. it will be the end of the world. Infini-Dick is the eighth and widely unknown sign of the apocolyse. It is a free form, never ending, floating shaft of penis.
Infini-Dick can not be pleased. Infini-Dick can not finish. Infini-Dick is calloused from never finishing. Infini-Dick has no end or beginning. Infini-Dick is angry. Infini-Dick shall punish you all for not being pleased. You shall all cower in fear before Infini-Dick. i really wanna jizz.
Infini-Dick by infinidick March 24, 2009

Infini-titty 

It is the kind of titty that connects the regular boobage area and the back titties into one continuous tit. You do not know where it begins or where it ends.
Friend 1- "Did you see that fat man at the pool?"

You- "Yeah! His infini-titty went on for days!"
Infini-titty by buckshot_0001 November 19, 2009

infini-troll

The act of infinitely trolling a person or group of people. Rinse and repeat. v- infini-trolling
When i see people that were facebook friends in my suggestions, i infini-troll them by friending them, then un-friending them, then let them continuously try to friend me.
infini-troll by Popeye (T.S.M.) January 10, 2012

Infini-Fall Solution 

Usually a thick solution of Conditioner, Witch Hazel and Exfoliating Cream, used to make thick and creamy mixes of them, called infini-falls due to their property of taking long to fall in a tall container
Recipe
3 Parts Conditioner
1 Part Witch Hazel/Cornstarch/Water
1.5 Parts Exfoliating Cream/Lotion/Odorless Oil/Lotion
Infini-Fall Solutions are always fun!

infini-homo 

To be unfathomably homosexual
Yo you know that one kid who released that music video he is infini-homo
infini-homo by Pinkcamocrocs1 May 29, 2018

Infini-Porn 

i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚

∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy

at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.

the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
Infini-Porn by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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