Indian Food 

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.

> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.

Indian Food by The Thing That Shouldn't Be March 15, 2009

Indian Food 

When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.

Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.

Indian Food by Alex Yarbrough January 7, 2008

indian food 

When something smells ridiculously bad.

Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.

indian food by Dewy5785 November 16, 2007

Indian Food People 

Descriptive word for how Indian people smell. Derived from BOSTON.

You know how they smell, the Indian food people?

Indian Food People by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

indian street food 

The most disgusting shit you can eat on the streets of India. It's filled with salmonella and fuck knows what.

Speaker 1: "Do you wanna get some indian street food?"
Speaker 2: "Are you fucking dumb bruv?"

indian street food by Real wigger boy July 2, 2024