When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying
something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and
Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such
bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.