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Only in America

A phrase said when something outrageously stupid or idiotic happens in the United States, that normally wouldn't occur anywhere else in the world
Bobby Joe: "Hey, you know the big mac? they just invented one with 16 patties!"
Friend: "Only in America...."

Newspaper reads: U.S Judge sues drycleaners for $54 million for losing his pants
Reader: "Only in America...."
Only in America by ohhyeahnenen December 29, 2010

IN AMERICA! 

Putting in America at the end of every thing you say and wearing an American flag as a bandanna will let everybody in foreign countries know your from America!
1.I just took a dump IN AMERICA!

2.I left my dog IN AMERICA
IN AMERICA! by notJulien May 20, 2009

anamericangod

Pretentious, although claiming to be the opposite. A person that has done more than you, seen more than you, and knows more than you. You cannot win against this person. This person likes to namedrop and flaunt knowledge about music. A complete and total waste of space, and a stereotypical blowhard. A sarcastic asshole. A caustic and cynical personality. Perpetually negative.
"Why must you be so cynical? Please stop acting like anamericangod."

Orange people that live in america 

Orange people ; people who legit need mental and physical help
some Orange people that live in america; are Donald Trump, Sebastian Bails, Daniel Cohn.

Maid in America Club 

An execlusive club for Americans that have had sex with their au pair or maid. Comparable to the mile high club
Paul: Did you end up banging Monica your au pair yet?
Brandon: Yup I'm a officially a member of the maid in America club. Drinks all around!

Made In America 

Don't be fooled with trickery by businesses.

Made in AMERICA. America is a continent. There is South, Middle and North America. Canada and Mexico are part of America.

So if you see "Made In America" and expect it to have been made in the UNITED STATES it could be misleading.
I support the United States having jobs. That is why I buy "Made In America" products. Last week I found out that my toothbrush, which said Made In America on it, was Made In Mexico. But since Mexico is a part of the American Continent, the company was not lying about where the product was made so I could not sue.