inCOPetant 

in-KOP-pə-tənt\
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.

1. Officer Smith let the bad guy get away (again), after he refused to climb a fence in a foot chase. He is "inCOPetant "
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing

inCOPetant by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 26, 2009

Incotant 

An individual with expertise in a topic or field of study that shares his/her knowledge with people and organizations across multiple countries. Generally deals with business consulting and life coaching.
A portmanteau word, derived from 'International' 'Coach' and 'Consultant'.

Hello, I am an international coach and consultant, Incotant for short. I advise clients all over the world on how to properly setup their lives for success through life coaching and business consulting.

Incotant by J_Paul May 23, 2018

Oto-incompetentologist

A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.

These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.

Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.

"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".

Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

incompetent fool by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

incompetiant 

Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.

I would be ashamed to show my face in public if I were as incompetiant as Eric Trump.

incompetiant by web007 July 14, 2020

incompetent 

Being useless or very bad at your job or task.

This teacher is so terrible. He has not gone over any of the class material in 3 weeks of school and our test is in 2 days. Hes so damn incompetent.

incompetent by pissed off at my teacher September 16, 2009

incompetent cunt 

Someone who is a dick but is also stupid.

" Your a incompetent cunt!"

incompetent cunt by Werewj November 28, 2016