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There's Urine in the Sink 

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.
♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum. 

This is a phrase that you say to somebody when they call you gay. The reasoning behind it is pretty self explanatory don't you think?
A: You are so gay!
S: No, I'm not. Its better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
A: Wow... yeah I guess you're right
Both: *Starts to make out*

Bong Water in the Sink 

Similar to Beer under the bridge:

When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."

Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."

pish in the sink 

An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.

The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"
im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel

piss in the sink

What every man should do if their toilet is clogged after they have taken a massive dump. Basically using your sink as a urinal.
James: Dude your toilet is clogged, and I gotta take piss!

Kyle: Haha sorry bro I just took a huge dump, just piss in the sink
piss in the sink by bbrandon December 15, 2008

Dink in the Sink 

When you pee in a Sink because the toilet is unavalible
Dude my toilets broken so i had to do a total Dink in the Sink this morning
Dink in the Sink by sink piss October 23, 2009