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slightly reheated in the microwave 

When an insult is very weak.
Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!

metal in the microwave 

Metal band based out of PA. They will melt your face off.
"Hey Its Metal in the Microwaaaauuughhh!"
Fan at a Metal in the Microwave concert whos face was melted before he could finish his sentence.

poppin a chimechanga in the microwave

The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.
"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"

Gash warmed up in the microwave 

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.
Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave

1. Yet another euphemism for whackin' it.
Be right back guys, I'm gonna go pop a chimichanga in the microwave, if you know what I mean...

The milk's in the microwave 

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.