In the cabbage 

Unintentionally off a track, path or road

*Drives off the road* "Oh boys were in the cabbage!"

In the cabbage by BO$$ PLAYAZ October 11, 2011

In the Cabbage 

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter

Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk

In the Cabbage by ParrosNation October 23, 2011

Sneezing In The Cabbage 

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

Sneezing In The Cabbage by Puddin October 7, 2004

dicked er in the cabbage 

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

dicked er in the cabbage by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch by the brightest kid June 5, 2011

sneeze in the cabbage 

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

sneeze in the cabbage by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013