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Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat 

As used in 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' it describes a feeling of extreme pain or discomfort.
"It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."

Bitches in a Bitch Boat 

Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"

"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"

shit in a bitch 

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)
I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!
shit in a bitch by Alan Ada January 7, 2009

Eight Bitches in a Bitch Boat 

Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.
"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."

stay in a bitch place 

When a girl is talking out of line, you put her back in her place by smacking some sense into her and telling her to “stay in a bitch place!”
Brad: And then dude, Corey passed the ball to the wrong person, cause us to lose the game.

Brad’s girl: Wow, that’s such a dumb move.

Brad: *Smacks some sense into her* SHUT UP WHORE! I wasn’t talking to you, stay in a bitch place!
stay in a bitch place by Jxrdn November 13, 2023

In a minute bitch 

Phrase used to denounce a mistress or side girlfriend who has taken her role too seriously, or is attempting to become your primary partner instead of a meaningless conjugal visit. First appeared in Too Short's "Introducing the MOB Figgaz" LP, but more recently has been included in The Husalah's "Hustlin Since the 80s" LP.
*Tori is attempting to reason with Sebastian over him wanting to end their fling

Tori: SEBASTIAN I GAVE YOU ALL OF ME, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PIECE OF YOU!
Sebastian: In a minute bitch! (salutes tori, and walks off)
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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