imped 

A term used to refer to the ImpQueen and World Monarch. Used as a transitive verb, explains action taken by said Monarch or similar action taken by others: specifically, being nailedor burned by edgy wit in a blogger's comments section.

Dude, I went to the IQWM's blog and got imped. She kicked my ass!

imped by A Fan December 12, 2004

imped 

A classy way to silence classless spam callers.

Whenever my crazy ex-boyfriend calls, he gets imped immediately.

imped by impimp August 11, 2022

imperch 

Word used by ENA in Extinction Party.

Word meaning "of utmost importance". It is a mix of the words IMPortant, vERy, and muCH.

You must be able to see that this is IMPERCH.

imperch by milkshakes&flowers October 4, 2020

Imperfectly perfect 

An imperfectly perfect person is someone who has their own specific qualities such as being clumsy, nerdy, goofy, weird, etc. and those qualities make that person interesting and perfect in their own way. There is beauty in things that are odd and imperfect and being flawed is not always a bad thing.

That girl, Hayleigh, can fall up the stairs, have a panic attack skiing on the bunny slope and has more prescriptions than CVS. She has more problems than she can count. Yet, she still only thinks about others. She's imperfectly perfect.

Imperfectly perfect by .webster March 1, 2015

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

impadiabod 

i put my dick in a bag of Doritos

that spells i-p-m-d-i-a-b-o-d, impadiabod and it menas I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS!

impadiabod by netflixhoez July 17, 2019

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009