A form of manspreading in which one obliviously stands or walks in someone's way. Typically a behavior attributed to white men.
Two white guys are standing at the bottom of the staircase talking. Jen and Alex try to get down the stairs.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
Jen: Impedimanning.
Alex: What do we do?
Jen: We just push through and act like its our fault.
The two push through and say sorry. Neither impediman notices.
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 23, 2018
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I was unsuccessful in courting that attractive female last night all because this one poultry impediment wouldn't leave me alone
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A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.
I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!
by Cwips February 18, 2004
Get the speepch impebdimenpt mug.Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.
Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
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Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012
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Fish: Don't worry, the effects are impermanent.
Fish: Don't worry, the effects are impermanent.
by Lover of satan, a fish. April 16, 2011
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