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impalinate

Impalinate is verb referring to a short term feeling of euphoria, success or impending success / victory followed by the virtual opposite happening as a direct result of the impalinating event.

The root of the word is derived from surname of one Sarah Palin who, once chosen by Presidential candidate John McCainhis running mate to enjoy a resurgence in the poll coupled by a groundswell of Republican and Conservative media euphoria over the pick.

Before long, interview gaffes and an detailed examination of her record, beliefs, and abilities caused the campaign to stall, as millions of Americans were horrified by the idea of her one octogenarian's heartbeat away from the highest office in the land, and the nukes.

In short, Senator McCain impalinated himself.

Similarly, the debut of Sarah Palin's TV show on TLC brought millions of viewers, only to see ratings drop by almost 50% shortly thereafter.
Dating a really hot girl can be a highly impalinating experience. At first the confidence from screwing a model and the admiration of other men is intoxicating and makes you feel like you are king of the world. But after a while you notice your bank account is at zero, she owns your house and she cheated on you with your best friend.

2) "My first ever line of cocaine impalinated the f^&* out of me. At first I thought I was king of the world and that all my jokes were funny. I was sure that girl wanted me. Now I'm broke and sucking dick for coke"
impalinate by Gator Roll January 12, 2011
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to be in the process of imagining, to form a mental picture of, to think, or believe.
sometimes when in class Jesse imaginates and doesn't finish his work.
imaginate by kares February 14, 2008
to be in the process of imagining, to form a mental picture of, to think, or believe.
sometimes when in class Jesse imaginates and doesn't finish his work
imaginate by kares February 14, 2008
To imagine but infinitely cooler.. It's imagining in the 21st Century!
'Imaginate all the people.. living for today' - John Lennon
Imaginate by AuntyBaz November 8, 2010

imaginated 

Past tense of imagine. But an imagination that becomes real.
One night I imaginated an amazing beast in the middle of my room, butt it broke out the window and flew away.

(I was blamed for the broken window, no one believed me.)
(verb, transitive) To afflict oneself with a specific hallucination of a highly-anticipated occurrence, be it desired or not, due to hyper-vigilant watchfulness for said occurrence.
I hate watching meteor showers because I always imaginate more meteors than there really are.
Ever since I found that one Black Widow spider in my basement, I've been imaginating them in every corner of every room in my house!
v. to jack-off without actually touching yourself. Using just your imagination. A combination of imagine and masterbate

While sitting in his car, Keith, was able to imaginate in his pants.
imaginate by dkblz August 8, 2007