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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) 

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope 

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.
"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

i'm broke as a joke 

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
i'm broke as a joke by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

I'm Da Joker Baby

A classic line from the one and only joker
Specifically from a weird play
"Why are you so crazy?"
"I'm da joker baby!"
I'm Da Joker Baby by CBT_Rogue September 26, 2020
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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