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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

i'm crying 

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case
1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"
i'm crying by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016

I’m not crying, you’re crying 

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.
*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

I'm not crying you're crying 

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.
Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

I'm ceying 

when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.
someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*

me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
I'm ceying by lol monika October 12, 2019

Imcryinguwu 

Imcryinguwu is an ugly genshin player who hates interacting with others 😊
‘Have you heard of Imcryinguwu?’
‘Oh the ugly one who doesn’t know how to kill a ruin guard?’
‘Yeah!’
Imcryinguwu by Dnfispoggersuwu August 23, 2021