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Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!
Im cooming by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020

OH GOD IM COOMING 

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

you smell what I'm cooking 

You understand what I'm saying???
You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?

I'm smelling what you're cooking

To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.

A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.
Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...

Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking

You smell what I'm cookin'? 

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?
Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

imlookingforerika 

Omg itโ€™s one of the idiots that is my bestie ๐Ÿ˜
HEY IMLOOKINGFORERIKA MY IDIOT COME TO MY PLACE NOW ๐Ÿ™„โœ‹๐Ÿป
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