Definitions by illogical

scrump 

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

scrump by illogical January 8, 2005

illojical 

illogical, but a lot cooler. Also shaken, not stirred. An act of funkadelic hipness that is on a totally different level.

I didn't understand the movie, but I know it was a really illojical masterpiece.

illojical by illogical July 6, 2004