illiste 

Finding a CD Lock Tie that ignites freedom to those who can see better than i

Freedom to express the best of them all

Caution : i may be illiste

illiste by jefjezza April 20, 2018

Illitebitch 

1. a clever combination of illiterate and bitch, used to described a female who is complaining about something she has no understanding of.

2.can be used literally for a female dog who can not read, also a a female human that can not read.
3.a mispronunciation of "a little bitch"

1. "dude, yo girl is complaining about not having money, she hasnt had to work a day in her life, what an illitebitch."

2.man 1-"bro, why didn't your dog listen to the 'warning cliff' sign?"

bro- "she's an illitebitch, but she was smarter than yo inbred sister"

3. tinkerbell- "did captain hook just call me an illitebitch?"
peter pan- "no, he's a pirate, he speaks weird. he called you a little bitch "

Illitebitch by vakee July 4, 2010

Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.

Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.

Technologically illiterate by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011

Abusive illiterate 

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

Abusive illiterate by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

Parking-lot Illiteracy 

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

Parking-lot Illiteracy by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"

technology illiterate by Boneco123 August 5, 2020