illfucked 

Someone whose bitter attitude is attributed to lacking a good fuck thusly being illfucked

My boss is such an illfucked idiot that I'm actually considering paying someone to show him a good time.

illfucked by mikester556 May 20, 2014

billfucked 

When you go out to dinner/drinks, and other people bail on the tab and you end up covering way more than your fair share.

"All those assholes just bailed ten minutes before the bill came, and i got billfucked for 120$..."

billfucked by beuh_jonny October 5, 2006

pillfucked 

Experiencing an ecstasy hangover.

Yeah, come over for a cup of tea, but we're all totally pillfucked.

pillfucked by kittencaboodle August 31, 2008

ifuckedmyownass 

When you twist your body in such a way that you fuckyourownass™
Only a few men have done this in this lifetime.
To fuckyourownass™
You must put your dick inside your own ass™

Other Activities Associated with fuckingyourownass™
Charizarding While doing Charizarding and fuckingyourownass™ this causes you to become a human cannonball

The Pikachu While holding a tazer to your own ass and being in a ball you can make a charge shot

AUTOBOTS-ROLL OUT An activity when you fuckyourownass™ and roll toward the nearest person and Scream AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!

Other Tips
You may need to remove 3 ribs on one side to complete this action
You may need to practice yoga to be flexible
You may need to see an expert in this to see how to do this

Friend Man why didnt you come last night
Me Ifuckedmyownass
Friend Oh thats nice :⁾

Me yea i had to remove 3 ribs to fuckmyownass

ifuckedmyownass by RonSmallDick December 5, 2019

illfuckyerfaceoff 

what ill do to yermomsmouth or gf on myxxxpovnetwork

while gaggingyergf or other facefuckery,i told them alll that illfuckyerfaceoff

illfuckyerfaceoff by myxxxpovnetwork November 12, 2021

iFucked 

when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.

I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.

iFucked by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010

Allfucked

- The highest capacity at which a person, place or thing can be fucked (i.e. damaged, ruined, weird, chaotic... whatever definition of "fucked" you like)
- 100% Fuckage
- All-systems-go Fuckulation

"Man, I think that last jump I took allfucked my front suspension.."

"Holy Jesus, this carnival is certified Allfucked."

Allfucked by FUGGYEW May 13, 2009