illfucked
My boss is such an illfucked idiot that I'm actually considering paying someone to show him a good time.
illfucked by mikester556 May 20, 2014
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billfucked
When you go out to dinner/drinks, and other people bail on the tab and you end up covering way more than your fair share.
billfucked by beuh_jonny October 5, 2006
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pillfucked
pillfucked by kittencaboodle August 31, 2008
ifuckedmyownass
When you twist your body in such a way that you fuckyourownass™
Only a few men have done this in this lifetime.
To fuckyourownass™
You must put your dick inside your own ass™
Other Activities Associated with fuckingyourownass™
Charizarding While doing Charizarding and fuckingyourownass™ this causes you to become a human cannonball
The Pikachu While holding a tazer to your own ass and being in a ball you can make a charge shot
AUTOBOTS-ROLL OUT An activity when you fuckyourownass™ and roll toward the nearest person and Scream AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!
Other Tips
You may need to remove 3 ribs on one side to complete this action
You may need to practice yoga to be flexible
You may need to see an expert in this to see how to do this
Only a few men have done this in this lifetime.
To fuckyourownass™
You must put your dick inside your own ass™
Other Activities Associated with fuckingyourownass™
Charizarding While doing Charizarding and fuckingyourownass™ this causes you to become a human cannonball
The Pikachu While holding a tazer to your own ass and being in a ball you can make a charge shot
AUTOBOTS-ROLL OUT An activity when you fuckyourownass™ and roll toward the nearest person and Scream AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!
Other Tips
You may need to remove 3 ribs on one side to complete this action
You may need to practice yoga to be flexible
You may need to see an expert in this to see how to do this
Friend Man why didnt you come last night
Me Ifuckedmyownass
Friend Oh thats nice :⁾
Me yea i had to remove 3 ribs to fuckmyownass
Me Ifuckedmyownass
Friend Oh thats nice :⁾
Me yea i had to remove 3 ribs to fuckmyownass
ifuckedmyownass by RonSmallDick December 5, 2019
illfuckyerfaceoff
illfuckyerfaceoff by myxxxpovnetwork November 12, 2021
iFucked
when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.
iFucked by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010
Allfucked
- The highest capacity at which a person, place or thing can be fucked (i.e. damaged, ruined, weird, chaotic... whatever definition of "fucked" you like)
- 100% Fuckage
- All-systems-go Fuckulation
- 100% Fuckage
- All-systems-go Fuckulation
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