ifuckedmyownass 

When you twist your body in such a way that you fuckyourownass™
Only a few men have done this in this lifetime.
To fuckyourownass™
You must put your dick inside your own ass™

Other Activities Associated with fuckingyourownass™
Charizarding While doing Charizarding and fuckingyourownass™ this causes you to become a human cannonball

The Pikachu While holding a tazer to your own ass and being in a ball you can make a charge shot

AUTOBOTS-ROLL OUT An activity when you fuckyourownass™ and roll toward the nearest person and Scream AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT!

Other Tips
You may need to remove 3 ribs on one side to complete this action
You may need to practice yoga to be flexible
You may need to see an expert in this to see how to do this

Friend Man why didnt you come last night
Me Ifuckedmyownass
Friend Oh thats nice :⁾

Me yea i had to remove 3 ribs to fuckmyownass

ifuckedmyownass by RonSmallDick December 5, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008