a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and makesomething happen with this girl
shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.
When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,
I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.