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illegirl 

a girl so cute that she is deemed illegal.
that dimple is illegal, so i call you illegirl
illegirl by sujin_3 July 9, 2018

illegirl 

a term to descirbe a girl you find attractive but is either under age, or currently unavailable, so would be wrong to try and make something happen with this girl
shit that girl is fit mate, i would love to get with her, dude she is 15 and going out with someone aswell, dam she's illegirl.
illegirl by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

illegible sign-off 

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)
illegible sign-off by Iplantree June 26, 2020

illegible 

Basically means the same as ineligible :/
Will be lodging an official complaint with the league secretary about the fielding of an illegible player
illegible by mrnash69 December 17, 2011

That's Illegible 

Now, that's Illegal!
I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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