Illegality
The illegality of that is off the charts
Illegality by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022
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illegality logic loop
A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
illegality logic loop by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015
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eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.
eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?
Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.
Did you
eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?
Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.
Did you
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illegalites
Term given to a girl or group of girls who are under the age of consent, and socialise with older guys. A group of 13-15 year old girls who hang around with a group of 16-18 lads would be perfectly described as illegalites.
"Man, Smithy drank 3 litres of cider on Friday night then poked that illegialite around the back of the shops, what a legend!"
or
"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"
or
"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"
illegalites by David Murray & Michael Smith November 19, 2007
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