Illegality

How illegal something is

The illegality of that is off the charts

Illegality by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022

illegality logic loop 

A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.

The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”

illegality logic loop by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015

in a state of progressed illegality 

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law

when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality

in a state of progressed illegality by Pispot7 June 11, 2011

illegally blind 

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

illegally blind by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegalism 

The act of being stupid or intolerable.

eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you

illegalism by moodmah February 28, 2017

illegally blind 

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

illegally blind by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017

illegalites 

Term given to a girl or group of girls who are under the age of consent, and socialise with older guys. A group of 13-15 year old girls who hang around with a group of 16-18 lads would be perfectly described as illegalites.

"Man, Smithy drank 3 litres of cider on Friday night then poked that illegialite around the back of the shops, what a legend!"

or

"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"

illegalites by David Murray & Michael Smith November 19, 2007