A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.

The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”

illegality logic loop by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015

in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law

when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality

in a state of progressed illegality by Pispot7 June 11, 2011

illegally blind

A person who is blind illegally, and has a warrant for being blind.

"Hey, you're illegally blind! Get over here!"

illegally blind by ArthurM0rgan November 20, 2019

illegalism

The act of being stupid or intolerable.

eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you

illegalism by moodmah February 28, 2017

illegally blind

A person blind due to illegal circumstances

That man stabbed me in both of my eyes, now I'm illegally blind.

illegally blind by Anillegallyblindgirl June 5, 2017

illegalites

Term given to a girl or group of girls who are under the age of consent, and socialise with older guys. A group of 13-15 year old girls who hang around with a group of 16-18 lads would be perfectly described as illegalites.

"Man, Smithy drank 3 litres of cider on Friday night then poked that illegialite around the back of the shops, what a legend!"

or

"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"

illegalites by David Murray & Michael Smith November 19, 2007

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026