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illegalites

Term given to a girl or group of girls who are under the age of consent, and socialise with older guys. A group of 13-15 year old girls who hang around with a group of 16-18 lads would be perfectly described as illegalites.
"Man, Smithy drank 3 litres of cider on Friday night then poked that illegialite around the back of the shops, what a legend!"

or

"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"
by David Murray & Michael Smith November 19, 2007
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illegalize

to make something illegal, now as a verb
- isn't bestiality legal in Germany?
- no, they illegalized that in 2013
by jorgenj April 9, 2015
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illegalize

The United States illegalized alcohol with the 18th Amendment.
by Chase March 20, 2005
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in a state of progressed illegality

to have taken any drugs that are deemed illegal by law
when the police knocked on my door, I was in a state of progressed illegality
by Pispot7 June 11, 2011
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illegality logic loop

A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,

“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”

“Why not?” you would ask.

“Because one’s illegal.”

“Why is it illegal?”

“Because it’s harmful.”

“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015
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Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.
Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.
by Theteedee June 15, 2021
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