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The most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. They are sweet and smart. It’s a name of a girl. She is shy and innocent compared to some.
I’m going to see Ilis.
I heard she is a amazing person.
ilis by Iamdeadinside April 10, 2018
the baddes bitch in da hood doe.you just pass by her and her joyfulness will rub off on yo ass.short. but lil mama a cutie. you dont mess with her because she got some bad ass friends!!
"damn. did you just see that?"
"yeah she was almost as bad as an ilsse"
ilsse by shortywannabe a thug September 24, 2011
A German girl's name which means " Sacred by God "

A wonderful, caring, funny person. When you meet her at first you will think she's really shy, but when you get to know her she's the most random and outgoing person on earth.

Most Ilses have really long hair, a wonderful smile, are really long and slim.
Person 1: " OMG, have you seen that new girl? "
Person 2: " Yeah, she's an Ilse "
Person 1: " Ehm, her name is Jenette "
Ilse by Nose From Mars June 15, 2011
1.) A result of trading their lives for Apple products

2.) A group of software applications for the Mac OS X. Contains iPhoto, iMovie, iDVD, GarageBand, and iWeb.
1.)
Person #1: what happen to Smith?
Person #2: he just got an iLife and is helplessly devoted to Apple products.

2.)The name iLife is very ridiculous. When I first saw it, I thought "Oh you are fucking kidding me?!"
iLife by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
Bizzare person with ADD that weirds everyone out. Crazy in the best of ways and very talkative and expressive. Very sexy. Funny and loveable. Can be annoying and bitchy at times but is loyal.
Damn that girl was such an Ilse i think i'm in love dude.
Ilse by lexiconillybean November 12, 2010
Swatnet Botnet isn't for everyone. Contact your doctor before @'ing IllSec.
IllSec by Not_PopTart September 18, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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