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The mating call of a very, very sad clown.
The two clowns, Riley and brenna, screamed into the night,
“Ikret!” Said Riley.
“Ikret! Ikret!” Brenna called from the distance.
ikret by TheClownOfTheTrashPile October 26, 2019
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Ikret is a random ho who's simped over by multiple clowns. She uses the donation money of her H2RP server to further her dildo collection, and buy food to make her water + vegetable combos that she calls soup.
"Ikret is a real bitch" said Riley.
"Yeah, I heard her dildo collection was extended by about 500 new dildos just this week!" exclaimed Mia
Related Words

Irretextable 

A type of person that you simply cannot resist but text
They are usually somebody that is interesting and messaging goes beyond "Hey, how was your day?" "Good! How was yours!?"
Oh my god Tanya, you are just so god damn irretextable! Stop being so awesome you irretextable cevapci!
Irretextable by Cevapci muncher June 14, 2013

iretomiwa 

A very sweet personality, she is always ready to give her all, very supportive of friends and family, goal oriented ,smart .people often take advantage of her because she has a good heart.
Get you a Iretomiwa and your life will never remain thesame
iretomiwa by Kolosky February 1, 2020
incredible or awesome; rivalling the excellence of former American president Dwight D. "Ike" Eisenhower
All this food for $5.95?? Iketastic!
Iketastic by RickBaideia March 30, 2011

Iretalian 

The combination of "Irish" and "Italian," generally referring to the very common American descendants of Irish and Italian immigrants. For some strange reason, the two tend to be drawn together.
Johnny took six shots and then made out with Kirsten? Damn, those Iretalians don't play!
Iretalian by Talmanes October 6, 2006

Bishop Ireton 

used to be a dope ass school that was known for its moves but know it’s a shitty school with lame heads who don’t know how to shut their mouth. there’s a couple people in each grade who are actually chill but everyone else is wack and rats.
damn you go to Bishop Ireton that’s sucks ass
Bishop Ireton by therealjohnnysins January 27, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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