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when you regret a purchase of any apple product you will experience i-gret. As in i-regret.
"I'm experiencing igret after purchasing that stupid iPhone App that was 4.99 and is useless!"
igret by Shoopsie November 8, 2011
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Irretextable 

A type of person that you simply cannot resist but text
They are usually somebody that is interesting and messaging goes beyond "Hey, how was your day?" "Good! How was yours!?"
Oh my god Tanya, you are just so god damn irretextable! Stop being so awesome you irretextable cevapci!
Irretextable by Cevapci muncher June 14, 2013

igetonmykneesforjayden 

@igetonmykneesforjayden is a tiktok influencer with 10.3k followers.

also known for having a discord server.
Friends with Angie and more.
Person 1: omg that’s @igetonmykneesforjayden!
Person 2: Who’s that?
Person 1: A famous influencer with 10.3k on Tiktok!

iretomiwa 

A very sweet personality, she is always ready to give her all, very supportive of friends and family, goal oriented ,smart .people often take advantage of her because she has a good heart.
Get you a Iretomiwa and your life will never remain thesame
iretomiwa by Kolosky February 1, 2020
a moron; a person that has no sense of their souroundings.
You are an iget if you think the moon is made out of cheese.
iget by nicholas silvin December 22, 2003

igetnobitches_69

A southpark tiktoker that is sad alot and deeply cares about their followers (he even crys when people unfollow him because for some reason it bothers him that much...)
"Hey, do you follow 'igetnobitches_69' on tiktok?" "What kind of username is that!?"
shorter way to say "i agree" . definitely not originating from a spelling mistake! pronounced the same way and takes less time to type, win win!
person 1: "candy tastes good"
person 2: "igree"
igree by sillybee December 5, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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