idontp1ss is a world famous instagram meme page. It is known for it’s untapped humour and devinely original content. The account is ran by one mysterious admin, said to be the ‘swaggiest’ and most ‘poggers’ of all meme page owners.

“Dad! I got an idontp1ss notice!!!”
“Are you joking? THE idontp1ss?? I am so proud of you son, let’s frame this for the trophy wall.”

idontp1ss by Mnstrm July 9, 2021

Idontmiss88

An Archangel who came down to show us the truth, also known as a god like figure that always hits and never Kaiser’s as he guides his followers to the truth

When will idontmiss88 miss? Never. Naruto is the best mc.

Idontmiss88 by GOD HIMSELF THE ALLMIGHTY February 26, 2021

Idontmiss88

An Archangel who came down just to show us the right way, he never misses, he came down to show us the truth, his followers are all goats.the rest? Sheeps.

Idontmiss88 is A GOD-LIKE figure whom has never missed in his life. No matter what anyone else says he is above all mortals cause each mortal that doesn’t follow him missed

Idontmiss88 by GOD HIMSELF THE ALLMIGHTY February 26, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026