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Infinity times more stupid than an idiot
I am an idiotte
idiotte by co5oo November 17, 2019
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Idioteque 

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.
Idioteque by heather March 24, 2005

Idioteque 

A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event.
Idioteque by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Idioteque 

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children

I laugh until my head comes off
I swallow until I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it

I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Lemme hear both sides
Lemme hear both

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

Mobiles squirkin' mobiles chirpin'
Take the money, run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time(repeated several times)
Radiohead song that kicks so much ass just like most of their other songs.
Idioteque by Pyramid_Swim October 24, 2004

Idioteque 

A song from the Radiohead album Kid A. You either love it or hate it. I love it.
Today I listened to Idioteque for the 94235786345th time.
Idioteque by Purple Zebra July 15, 2007

Idioteque 

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.
I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.
Idioteque by Matt June 3, 2003
Yet another variation on inferiorite and mediocrite

A dismissive way of saying idiot.
Pete: Inferiorites! Mediocrites! Idioites!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.

Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
Idioite by OffBeatDrummer November 5, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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