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Idioteque 

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.
Idioteque by heather March 24, 2005

Idioteque 

A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event.
Idioteque by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Idioteque 

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children

I laugh until my head comes off
I swallow until I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it

I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Lemme hear both sides
Lemme hear both

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

Mobiles squirkin' mobiles chirpin'
Take the money, run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time(repeated several times)
Radiohead song that kicks so much ass just like most of their other songs.
Idioteque by Pyramid_Swim October 24, 2004

Idioteque 

A song from the Radiohead album Kid A. You either love it or hate it. I love it.
Today I listened to Idioteque for the 94235786345th time.
Idioteque by Purple Zebra July 15, 2007

Idioteque 

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.
I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.
Idioteque by Matt June 3, 2003
Yet another variation on inferiorite and mediocrite

A dismissive way of saying idiot.
Pete: Inferiorites! Mediocrites! Idioites!
Jared: Calm down Pete! What is going on!?!
Pete: Cumcast is back at it again. I call them up to tell 'em my new 1Gbps Internet is hosed. They tell me: "Sir! It's running at 100Mbps. That's fast enough don't you think?!"
Jared: So you're basically getting only 1/10th of the Internet speed for what you pay them.
Pete: Exactly! If it weren't for sports channels, I would have canned the motherfuckers long time ago.

Jared: You can get those channels by becoming a cordcutter
Pete: Great idea Jared! You just saved my life! Let's go get smashed while watching the football game!
Idioite by OffBeatDrummer November 5, 2020
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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