co5oo's definitions

nidoran

If you are here just to look at the definition of every Pokémon, then you must be really bored.

I think you are trying to search up nidoran♀ before nidoran♂

by co5oo December 12, 2019

Request Desktop Website

POV: You pressed this button just to try to see the definitions on your iPad or iPhone, but it did absolutely nothing. Don’t think you’re as clever as you think you are

“Request Desktop Website” is a useless feature. I will give it 1 point of a star out of 10

by co5oo April 8, 2022

154

to destroy an electronic device.

My goddamn sister 154's my iPad and iPhone and iCloud and iGun and iMe ||| days ago.

by co5oo March 26, 2019

drop game

999999999999% scam

drop games are illegal in real life. Doing this will lead to 20 years imprisonment and a fine up to $500000

by co5oo December 27, 2021

firey jr.

an extremely tortured prostitute.

We got some firey jr.’s in the boot before we hit back home

by co5oo May 8, 2019

Lickitung

Pokédex No. 108

Lickitung is a fat, pink reptile who lives in meadows and grassy plains. Its enormous tongue is twice the size of its body length and is also connected to its tail, which twitches when the tongue is pulled.
The tongue is also coated with a saliva and sticks to anything. When the saliva is touched, it causes a tingling sensation and causes rashes when not cleaned off.
The tongue is used for cleaning, capturing prey, and exploring its environment, though it is questionable if its saliva is clean in the first place. Lickitung remembers things by their texture and taste, although it apparently dislikes sour things. The tongue is both dexterous and powerful enough to lift people, as seen in the anime.

Lickitung can be found in grassy plains and meadows.

by co5oo June 2, 2018

179 days of Christmas

I use my lumps of coal to write all the lyrics of this song.

179 days of Christmas is the best! Maybe we could make 345 days!!

by co5oo May 10, 2019