Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.

Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*

Idiotitis by donteverdothisagain July 1, 2012

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Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

Homo Idioticus by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022

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idioticism

adjee-de-ot-es-m To be so idiotic someone had to come up with a word for it.

Allie is literally the definition of idioticism she literally stepped in mud not once but twice.

idioticism by literal not idiot April 5, 2022

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idioticspedhead

someone who likes to plays with baby toys (E.G. dummy, cradle,rattle toy) and is 44+ years of age

Tony is an idioticspedhead because he plays with rattle toy whilst lying in a cradle

idioticspedhead by Husnus June 23, 2022

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