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idioticism 

the idea of the right to be idiotic
the boy along the shore was a fine believer in idioticism.
idioticism by lol3461461 June 1, 2022

Idiocism 

Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.

I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.

Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
Idiocism by iceman 69 November 30, 2010

idiotismness 

the mental state of a person before they have had coffee
brooke can not get over her idiotismness as she hasnt had coffe yet

idiotism 

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
idiotism by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idioticious 

An adjective, describing something stupid and illogical (or just something really, really dumb), but with the stress on speakers iritation. Related to and created from idiot, fergilicious and delicious.
"That theory is idioticious!"

"What an idiotcious comment!"
idioticious by pap9 April 3, 2009

idiotismus

an act of idiocy.
why have u committed such an idiotismus?
idiotismus by mekat November 24, 2002
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