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Idiotitis 

Causes the brain to shut down, and the mouth to keep talking, hundreds of millions of people have been affected by the disease.

Your best defense: Pimp slap the fucker and run like hell.
Herp: Dude what the fuck are you doing?
Derp: I'm fixing the damn sink, what the hell do you think I'm doing?
Herp: Well your not gonna fix it like that.
Derp: O RLY?
Herp: Yeah really the water goes through the drain not the pipes.
Derp: I think you have Idiotitis dumbass. *pimp slap*
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idioticious 

An adjective, describing something stupid and illogical (or just something really, really dumb), but with the stress on speakers iritation. Related to and created from idiot, fergilicious and delicious.
"That theory is idioticious!"

"What an idiotcious comment!"
idioticious by pap9 April 3, 2009
Pure idiotity
Idiotity is another word for idiots
Idiotity by Elleei shelton xo November 15, 2017

IdiotArtist 

literally the best canadian in all of canada. they also go by Saturn, yes
IdiotArtist is so cute man. OMFG DSjbdzmxsfd szvdjwaxdSfjasdiudrkwRMAw.
IdiotArtist by lewdy May 19, 2021

idioticism 

adjee-de-ot-es-m To be so idiotic someone had to come up with a word for it.
Allie is literally the definition of idioticism she literally stepped in mud not once but twice.
idioticism by literal not idiot April 5, 2022

Idiotsticks 

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.
Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.
Idiotsticks by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

idioticspedhead 

someone who likes to plays with baby toys (E.G. dummy, cradle,rattle toy) and is 44+ years of age
Tony is an idioticspedhead because he plays with rattle toy whilst lying in a cradle
idioticspedhead by Husnus June 23, 2022
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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