idiot math 

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.

P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."

idiot math by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021

Idiotmatic 

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

Idiotmatic by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler

Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!

idiomathic by Shinigamilalo July 5, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler

Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!

Idiomathic by Pumpkin824 July 5, 2023

idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler.

Look at what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!

idiomathic by Vibri July 6, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler

"look what you did, now he's idiomathic"

Idiomathic by ElvenBowMaster July 5, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler.

Look what you did! Now he's idiomathic!

Idiomathic by Explodingcreepsr July 6, 2023