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idiot math 

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
idiot math by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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Idiotmatic 

Reflexive stupidity.
Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!
Idiotmatic by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler
Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!
idiomathic by Shinigamilalo July 5, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler
Look what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!
Idiomathic by Pumpkin824 July 5, 2023

idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler.
Look at what you did! Now he’s idiomathic!
idiomathic by Vibri July 6, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler
"look what you did, now he's idiomathic"
Idiomathic by ElvenBowMaster July 5, 2023

Idiomathic 

To be in a state of being pushed over, like what Jerma did to that toddler.
Look what you did! Now he's idiomathic!