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Idiophobe 

Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.
Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.
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A mild insult, coined on the Adam and Joe BBC 6music show.
"What an idiothole!"
Idiothole by Whirlwindx April 11, 2009

Istophobe 

A person who attempts to squelch freedom of speech, and silence, shame, and demonize anybody who disagrees with them on any subject by calling that person names that end in -ist or -ophobe, i.e. sexist, feminist, racist, ageist, socialist, fascist, intellectual elitist, atheist, xenophobe, homophobe, heterophobe, Islamophobe, Christianophobe, etc.
There are istophobes on all sides of the political spectrum. Ironically, istophobes claim to be the most tolerant and open minded people in their society. However, istophobes will not allow their opponents to disagree on even the smallest point of the istophobes agenda, and will immediately label their opponent as an extremist who practices racism, sexism, socialism, atheism, xenophobia, homophobia, heterophobia, etc.
Adj. istophobic
I told my friend Sheila there is a biological difference between men and women and she called me a sexist misogynist. She can be a real istophobe sometimes.
I told my friend Herbie I think unions do a lot of good for the average working person and he called me a Communist Pinko. What an istophobic overreaction!
Istophobe by Obtuse Angle November 13, 2016

Idioproblemize 

When a co-worker or employee doesn't know the answer to a specific problem, so they ask a fellow employee or boss who equally has no idea wasting the valuable time of 2 people, rather than just working a little harder.
Steve: "I don't know how to settle this account, do you know how to do it Jane?"

Jane: "No Steve, don't idioproblemize, I don't have the time, use your noodle and do it yourself!"
Idioproblemize by David Campola February 19, 2008

idiotphobia 

To be scared of an idiot or by looking in your mirror
Look at your mirror and you will be scared and have idiotphobia

ignophobe 

someone with an intense dislike of willfully ignorant people who refuse to use the simple information presented to them
The 'Next Steps' email had two easy options to pick from, and she replied with "What's next?" I'm seething; I'm such an ignophobe.
ignophobe by TMC80AZ December 18, 2020

istophobe 

A tiny 5 ft 1 woman without superpowers, on screen winning fights against multiple 6 ft 2, 225+ pound men is just not believable Hollyweird, call me an istophobe if you want.
istophobe by Ashraile February 23, 2022