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Idiophobe 

Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.
Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.
Words you can keep
A mild insult, coined on the Adam and Joe BBC 6music show.
"What an idiothole!"
Idiothole by Whirlwindx April 11, 2009

Istophobe 

A person who attempts to squelch freedom of speech, and silence, shame, and demonize anybody who disagrees with them on any subject by calling that person names that end in -ist or -ophobe, i.e. sexist, feminist, racist, ageist, socialist, fascist, intellectual elitist, atheist, xenophobe, homophobe, heterophobe, Islamophobe, Christianophobe, etc.
There are istophobes on all sides of the political spectrum. Ironically, istophobes claim to be the most tolerant and open minded people in their society. However, istophobes will not allow their opponents to disagree on even the smallest point of the istophobes agenda, and will immediately label their opponent as an extremist who practices racism, sexism, socialism, atheism, xenophobia, homophobia, heterophobia, etc.
Adj. istophobic
I told my friend Sheila there is a biological difference between men and women and she called me a sexist misogynist. She can be a real istophobe sometimes.
I told my friend Herbie I think unions do a lot of good for the average working person and he called me a Communist Pinko. What an istophobic overreaction!
Istophobe by Obtuse Angle November 13, 2016

Idioproblemize 

When a co-worker or employee doesn't know the answer to a specific problem, so they ask a fellow employee or boss who equally has no idea wasting the valuable time of 2 people, rather than just working a little harder.
Steve: "I don't know how to settle this account, do you know how to do it Jane?"

Jane: "No Steve, don't idioproblemize, I don't have the time, use your noodle and do it yourself!"
Idioproblemize by David Campola February 19, 2008

idiotphobia 

To be scared of an idiot or by looking in your mirror
Look at your mirror and you will be scared and have idiotphobia

ignophobe 

someone with an intense dislike of willfully ignorant people who refuse to use the simple information presented to them
The 'Next Steps' email had two easy options to pick from, and she replied with "What's next?" I'm seething; I'm such an ignophobe.
ignophobe by TMC80AZ December 18, 2020

istophobe 

A tiny 5 ft 1 woman without superpowers, on screen winning fights against multiple 6 ft 2, 225+ pound men is just not believable Hollyweird, call me an istophobe if you want.
istophobe by Ashraile February 23, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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