Idiothole
"What an idiothole!"
Idiothole by Whirlwindx April 11, 2009
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Idiot Hole
Idiot Hole by Adman47 June 22, 2009
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Idiothole • Idiotology • Idiotologest • idiotlect • Idiotphiles • Idiophile • Idiophobe • Idiotdoken • Idiotlec • idiotless
idiotlect
a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form
A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!
B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?
D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.
B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?
D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.
idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008
Idiotologist
A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.
Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.
Idiotologist by JCE025 June 20, 2011
Idiophobe
Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.
Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.
Idiophobe by Dankdab69yoloswag420blazeit May 28, 2018
Idiotology
Is the study of idiots whom have studied Criminology and whom believe they are experts in all aspects Human Psychology, and their influences on peers. Idiotology the study of idiots influencing other idiots in the quest to discovery and point out idiots.
The study of Idiotology also extends outwards to include the graduates' such as friends and family. Who continually receive ongoing private tutoring in the science of criminology by means of piratical styled lessons as they unfold.
Without benefits of receiving quality training; the said students go out into public with their own interpretations and practise on the general public.
With an obscure juvenile sense of curiosity they go out into the public, and conduction their own personal examinations, seeking out traits indicating untrustworthy foe they encounter.
It is also observed behaviour of Idiots that they are cautious about being labelled with derogatory titles, (i) they don't know what they mean and (ii) they don't know how to socially repair their image from being labelled with a derogatory titles. And usually resort to acts of vindictiveness, savatage and negative gossip in their efforts to divert attention from them selves and re divert that attention back in the direction of the source.
This is the ultimately and major character floor in an idiot, as they will resort to these actions even if they where covertly observing the individual suggesting the derogative titles.
Also known as the Hazelwick Effect
The study of Idiotology also extends outwards to include the graduates' such as friends and family. Who continually receive ongoing private tutoring in the science of criminology by means of piratical styled lessons as they unfold.
Without benefits of receiving quality training; the said students go out into public with their own interpretations and practise on the general public.
With an obscure juvenile sense of curiosity they go out into the public, and conduction their own personal examinations, seeking out traits indicating untrustworthy foe they encounter.
It is also observed behaviour of Idiots that they are cautious about being labelled with derogatory titles, (i) they don't know what they mean and (ii) they don't know how to socially repair their image from being labelled with a derogatory titles. And usually resort to acts of vindictiveness, savatage and negative gossip in their efforts to divert attention from them selves and re divert that attention back in the direction of the source.
This is the ultimately and major character floor in an idiot, as they will resort to these actions even if they where covertly observing the individual suggesting the derogative titles.
Also known as the Hazelwick Effect
Examples of observed Idiotology in play:
Pointing out out bizarre sexual acts of individual making reference to them as being a dirty pervs
Female asks all males they come across; if sex is just a sex, as a self defence strategy from being used for sex "like a bit of meat". But becomes excited over the prospect of working for a pimp diving hookers from job to job.
Passing back and forward in a percula manner in direct line of sight of individual, while looking for indications from that individual of being recognised in their work place.
Tail gating some one while rapidly approaching yellow painted slow moving excavator, spinning out of control to avoid rear ending slow moving excavator, when tail gated individual changes lane during last moments.
List goes on
Pointing out out bizarre sexual acts of individual making reference to them as being a dirty pervs
Female asks all males they come across; if sex is just a sex, as a self defence strategy from being used for sex "like a bit of meat". But becomes excited over the prospect of working for a pimp diving hookers from job to job.
Passing back and forward in a percula manner in direct line of sight of individual, while looking for indications from that individual of being recognised in their work place.
Tail gating some one while rapidly approaching yellow painted slow moving excavator, spinning out of control to avoid rear ending slow moving excavator, when tail gated individual changes lane during last moments.
List goes on
Idiotology by Moe Stooge May 8, 2014
Idiot hole
A steep trail down the side of a sand dune which dead ends at the bottom leaving the only exit the same entrance just used.
Idiot hole by OUAT777 December 16, 2014
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