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Idiophobia

The fear or extreme dislike of an ignorant and/or arrogant person.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear Karen trying to come at us all rude like that? Karen didnt even know what we were talking about!"

Person 2: "Yeah sorry I had to walk away, Karen made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I have extreme IDIOPHOBIA."
Idiophobia by CatastroVee February 7, 2023
Words you can keep

Idolophobia 

Dislike of or prejudice against Idol worship, especially as a political force.
James : Did you know that they had a statue of Perun at Arkona.

Abdul : Dude, that was the work of the Devil.

James : Wait, are you suffering from Idolophobia ?
Idolophobia by lordlebu November 15, 2021

immophobia

The fear of immortal beings not immortality
I have Immophobia!
immophobia by Annv June 21, 2021

Indophobia 

Why are you so scared around our IT guy? Do you have indophobia or something.
Indophobia by Jujurocs June 23, 2008

IHOPhobia 

The fear of going to IHOP and having your meal stolen by a pirate swinging on a rope, screaming "TREASURE!"
youtube.com/watch?v=R1ha2-EWPPM
One of my friends online can't bare to watch this commercial due to his IHOPhobia.
IHOPhobia by AlphaCananogram June 2, 2007

idiotphobia 

To be scared of an idiot or by looking in your mirror
Look at your mirror and you will be scared and have idiotphobia

Idiophobe 

Someone who is either afraid or extremely dislikes incompetent dibwads. Including but not limited to; flat-earthers, fat acceptancers, pastafarianists, (modern)feminists, etc.
Person 1: hey, isn’t that Derek? I heard he’s a flat-earther.
Person 2: (literally screaming)
Person 1: dude calm down!
Person 2: sorry... I was born an idiophobe.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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